Aw Helllllll No!

So I was at a gathering last night (where Kyle and I went like 10-0 in beer pong, no joke), and i actually had to use the "Z" snap.

Allow me to set the scene. I was a good distance from the door, seated near the beer pong table, watching the action (our dominance came later). Two of my friends that we had been waiting for finally showed up. We'll call them Mark and Elsa, for privacy's sake. Here is Mark in disguise and Elsa with her identity fully hidden:

They came in and I went all the way over to see them. I said hi to Mark, and was waiting to see Elsa on this momentous occasion on which she actually visited, because she no longer goes to school with us, and is (or was, until this diss) greatly missed. She said hi to Kyle and then Kyle mentions "hey, I think someone has been waiting to say hi to you." So Elsa proceeds to get excited and say "I think there's someone I need to say hi to!!".......and looks directly past me, thinking Kyle was referring to his girlfriend. She starts across the room, brushing past me without acknowledging my presence in the slightest, me standing there shocked with my mouth agape, Kyle finally redirects her, and she expects me to act like nothing happened! So after all her other pleasantries were taken care of, I took her aside and gave her a stern talking to, ultimately resulting in a forceful "Z" snap all up in her grill, followed by her feeble and awkward attempt at snap retaliation. Watching her attempt to "Z" snap is kind of like watching this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18199675

Yeah, I said it.

I do hope she comes to visit more often, but next time, we better not have this issue. The party turned out to be really fun , and it was a good overall night, from what I remember.

Probably coming next time: The-Jesse-Montero-Group-Picture-Pose

Happy Birthday Kyle and Starting Over

Yes, today was Kyle's birthday. Again, happy birthday ginger. we should go out to the bars! in a year......HA!

Kyle's birthday also brought the first day of school. BOO! It wasn't so bad, but it was the first day so I'm guessing it will get a little tougher. This semester will also be interesting because I am taking more classes for my major, and I'm excited to see how they turn out. I must not know myself very well, because I scheduled all morning classes, and I am most definitely NOT A MORNING PERSON!! We shall see how tomorrow goes, as i wake at the crack of dawn to trek all the way across campus to the Environmental Technology Center (the ETC to us ENSP majors, keep that on the DL) to learn what "Applied Physical Science" really is.

With the new semester came a fresh start in the dorm (aka unpacking and no food in the house!!!!). It's really hard to start a diet having to eat out for the first few meals of the allocated "healthy" period. Tomorrow we get some real food and I'm excited.

This semester is kind of a make-it-or-break-it time for me. I think I'm ready. I need to put in work in 3 areas I have been slacking in since college rolled around. Now is the time to capitalize on opportunities I have been presented with. So for the next 16 weeks of school, I'll be more dedicated in the classroom, at work, and in the gym. I have goals that need to be met, and I'm going to meet them. Hold me accountable for it. Please. It'll be the nicest thing you've ever done for me.